And buggered off to bloody America and never came back!
Supersize me
maybe they just need bigger animals to feed bigger Americans?
Food Chain
and on a loosely themed animal post do the pig personality test...
Go on... I didn't and I really enjoyed it.
UPDATE:
Ok crybaby you made me feel guilty enough to draw a pig... it's rubbish but I did it anyways:
This jammy tit gets to play with lego for a living...
Jealous much?
I wonder if they are still hiring?
Although this
Lego Solo
looks like a lot of work.
Much like this bloody quiz
Which Movie? which slowly drove me mad the other day... like I got time to kill or something.
Go figure.
This story broke a while ago but I still think it deserves a blog
People for loan
This one also is an old story but worth a gander
Mental Mother but then aren't they all?
and at least she thinks she is protecting her 'kids' unlike the parents of our last unfortunate:
This is me made up in the
and I am only posting that site because I wanted to post this site...
What can I say I'm all geek
but then this site has some very funny captions to go with the photos:
Shame is pungent,
Nerds and pot don't mix,
Kenny Baker grows!,
Royal Guard on the Dunkin' diet
the best is the comment about the Death Star Guy: "target area small thermal exhaust port - seeks precise hit from one-man fighter"
but what can you expect from a guy who calls himself
Capn' Wacky
And by the by is that Natalie Merchant as in (ex-vocalist)
Natalie Merchant??
P.S. anyone who might have missed any of the intros to any of the Star wars movies (for whatever reason) you can recap quickly here:
According to the
Everyday should be a holiday...
Celebrate good times Come On!
this is one of those things where you can input any date of your choice to find some reason for celebrating that day i.e. slack off, get pissed whatever only funny thing was on the day that I first accessed it (13th September) there were no reasons to celebrate maybe we should make it Global Hedonists day...
Go figure...
Any blasphemy on the go and I'm all for it...
Holy Shit Dude!
These pictures are very very funny.
Reminds me of the one that says Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're a cunt!
I love it even more when shit like this happens:
and
Go figure.
Most of this is pure shite as most of these things are and some of it highly dubious but for the most part if you have the patience to sit it out (especially since the best entries start like two pages in)
you will be rewarded with some gems to please your tidbit knowledge:
Barbie's full name,
Astronauts can't burp,
Bush and Kerry are distant cousins as are Oprah Winfrey and Elvis...
In 1932 Niagara was solid... Niagara that is and because of icy temperatures...
All polar bears are left handed...
The last Pope was a scrabble champion and an honorary Harlem Globetrotter...
Heinz once made pasta swastikas...
Al Gore roomed with Tommy Lee Jones in College...
In Hawaii they have oysters that climb trees (as well as the only caterpillers that trap spiders - which isn't on this site)...
Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look-a-like contest... shockin!
Honey bees have hair on their eyes!!!
David Bowie is being hunted by pink rabbits...
There is also this other much smaller site that lists some (i.e. very few) entomological oddities and the strange disparity between the two is that one suggest that ants don't sleep whilst the other represents that ants stretch upon waking...
Anyways...
I can honestly believe that 20% of Americans believe the Sun revolves around the Earth...
They are so fucken sweet who wouldn't want to give a home to a vicious sexual disease?
Or more...
Better to have loved and lost than to have never contracted an S.T.D.
These are kinda fun in a deep and intellectual way ... right like I'd know...
Ask a Philosopher
Anyways fun if you want them to be... informative if you don't.
God love 'im
Who'da thunk it?
Poor ol Kermie on drugs (albeit reputedly recreational drugs but still a bastion of goodliness from our childhood destroyed by rampant commercialism and the need to succeed... I'm guessing anyways)
kinda reminds you of that time the photos of the daddy from ALF smoking crack with his gay lover were spun around the web...
Which is kinda documented here...
But Kermit honestly...
we expected better of you
and we were not disappointed x.
LOVE this photo of some young heavily inked guy (check the lightsabre on his side) fucking his AT-AT
it comes from this post as an extension of the tracker map shown below
I recommend in the Katrina Blows post you check out the Star Wars original cut...
is funny.
Just for those of you who have questioned my blog's reaching capabilities recently here is a map
that shows who-ish and where and when people have accessed my blog... (I can only use this feature by the way cos my blog receives less than 50,000 visitors a day... or is that 5,000 I can't remember) anyways check it out... people all over the world have read my blog is that exciting?
or should my pants still be clean?
UPDATE:
this site seems to picking up a few readers (I reckon they prolly only fell in here by mistake) but excitement levels peaked when I noticed my first Australian visitor from Melbourne!!
I have arrived.
Love this:
But at the same time I cannot think about cheese without thinking of dear ol' Wallace
and how excited I still am about the forthcoming
Gotta say ...LOVE the bionic man sound effect when they spring off of those boards...
Love bein a geek as well.
Fashion is such a lucrative business I thought I'd grab myself a slice of the cow bum...
This site
lets you 'design' your own t-shirts and then sell them from your website (or others) for whatever price you deem fit which would be cool only essentially it just seems to be a site where you can load a central image for printing on the centre (ooh musn't forget to mention the back TOO...) of a plain t-shirt usually just white too, which all seems slightly dull to me...
the picture above is just one of the designs I would like to unleash upon the fashion world but I cannot do it through this website...
However what I can do is print lots of naked men or gay porn onto baby-gro's... I wonder how well they would sell.
Wanna know what was number one on the day you were born?
Who wouldn't?
After you have visited this site you may think otherwise...
I only say that because the song that was number one when I was born was:
I love you love me love by Gary Glitter...
Being born in this week of this year marks me as a pervert apparently...
Alternatively in America it was Photograph by the fabulous Ringo Starr who I just recently (and for the first time) watched in The Magic Christian with Peter Sellers and a whole host of names and I was completely blown away by the whole thing; it was bizarre and funny, preposterously dated but it still totally stood up and I enjoyed the shit out of it... I might just have to buy it on DVD.
Even though
rips it to bits he does understand it and if you can understand this guy's stance and watch the film and find it funny anyway then come on over to my house for an acid-bong part-ay...
cos it's also a good review of the brilliant Batman Begins... the first link that is not the second.
Glad to see this site is still going...
thought I would check it out after being thouroghly disappointed at the inexplicable demise of pinstruck.com,
Dunno if any of you are familiar with the Channel 4 programme Nathan Barley but it started on this website as a T.V. programme called Cunt.
And it is beyond fabulous... the website that is.
This particular issue has some delights, in particular Medieval Coronation Street in which Les (one presumes Battersby) is run through with a pitchfork after being caught sodmising a pig in the forest... and buboes?? answers on a postcard please.
Lovin it.
Go Figure.
You can no longer catch the new video for Starsailor's new tune here:
so don't bother trying...
have changed their website all around AGAIN and they do insist on people registering and logging in and it's one huge inconvenient pain the fucken ass... but if you want to watch music videos online or hear albums before they have been released then you like me will register and login every fucken time.
You can however still catch the audio for the Starsailor track that was linked to above at NME's website and they do now have Bloc Party's new video which is pretty cool (can't wait for their remix album to hit the shops) only the new and 'improved' NME website has a media player that doesn't, play any kind of media that is... it has a small disclaimer underneath it saying it will be available soon!!!
Bunch of rank fucken amateurs running the site by the looks of things then... who in their right minds? I mean knowing you are about to overhaul your website and that the media player is a pretty heavily used piece of your website then why would you implement the new website without the features that people regularly used on the old website?
fucken rubbish.
Ok it's up and running now but still only the audio for this tune...
UPDATE:
you can also catch the video for the fabulous Arcade fire
and I imagine this was pretty special: Wish I was there.
