Oh it is most definately a strange and wonderful world
There's always work... for those that want it...
More employment opportunities with interactive exhibits?
All the seeming in Chimera WTF? although I did learn from this article the origins of the word Centaur and that was actually kinda cool, and hey if we're gonna be honest who hasn't woken up next to a fat hairy pig at least once in our drunken lives?
Well I have posted news and it is Sunday so legally I am obliged to provide funnies...
Although you are not legally obliged to find them funny I'm hoping they will amuse you at least a little
Puberty Pals may be a little base/toilet humour but hey...
Family guy sketch has Chris falling into an A-ha video... worth a giggle
He-man does Four non Blondes however is supremely divinely stupid... I'm guessing a queen with too much time on his hands... but thank god if this is the end result...
I like the way that all of a sudden almost EVERYTHING seems to be able to be explained away by a single gene... baldness is the latest gayness was in for a while and I particularly like this one:
perfect excuse for any particularly outrageous behaviour one might care to undertake.
Although It got good reviews.
the film that is.
Here again in my postion as social defender I provide you with very important tid-bits I really feel you ought to know:
Air-force Kill Rudolph and pay Santa Comp very important story this.
Power really does corrupt only the innocents suffer.
More survival tips for the impending nuclear holocaust - you may laugh now...
I fear for the world with this trend towards 'Intelligent Design' (intelligent is not a word stupid people should use).
Leave God for the ill-educated
Or maybe that is exactly what you are doing...
like the socially elitist bastards the higher eschelons of most society produces... yours in particular... fuck the poor and sell them God... its worked for hundreds of years, hell if it aint broke don't fix it.
Read more than just your bible for once, ONCE why re-read a fucken book that many times anyway?
WORD of GOD?!?!?
FUCK OFF you tits it's an ancient political document that was added to and taken away from by (corrupt - but then aint they all) leaders throughout time to further their own social agendas (ooh sexed up documents... what does that remind me of) with very little relevance to the modern world at all...
it produces societies that believe Shit like this.
a small aside:
when looking for pictures to blog with this I found these...
Go figure.
UPDATE:
Could it be some of these people are capable of rational thought?
Well at least it would be if we were gonna get the full eclipse but apperently we aren't and I think it is taking place at some ridiculous time in the morning 8am? dunno never heard of it although I have been assured it exists.
And while we're on it I'm intruged to see the results from this mission:
Ah Jakey Jakey Jakey...
Normally that would be enough of a post on it's own in my very honorable opinion...
But this is better...
How you say?
and gets his kit off as well...
One to see at the cinema I think.
And it's always worth checking out the London indie film festival Raindance one of the films on I am definately checking out is Night watch... hope it matches it's hype.
I know registering with NME.com is a major pain in the arse but they still provide the best links for new and essentially free music:
in the media player you can listen to the new Franz Fredinand album (not sure I want to I've kinda gone off them)
watch the video for the White Stripes performing live the Dolly Parton classic 'Jolene' (fucken LOVE that song)
Hear The Dandy warhols new album and check this:
Not the dates for the US tour obviously but the boots man the boots...
gotta add them to my wish list...
Hear the new Ladytron album (YEE-fucken-hah!)
and catch the video for this cool new single from the Arctic Monkeys who I don't know much about but I love their new single 'you look good on the dancefloor'
I found this panel from an Asterix comic which appears to have Sean Connery administering to the sage: 'Getafix' (GREAT fucken name) whilst looking for a picture to blog with this link
I thought they were dead!! (well maybe one of them is)
I am reminded of the weeks spent plodding through the library as a child looking for unread Asterix books; I learnt most of my language from these fuckers, well my finely honed sense of humour owes a lot to these books at least.
There was quite a lot of interest given to this story this week:
Those though are merely the tip of the proverbial iceberg:
As you can see
Reminds me of the Bjork and David Arnold Song (Fucken beautiful) speaks volumes to me...
Anyways anyone in London wanting to take part in these experiments wants to get a wriggle on:
I saw some t.v. program a while ago saying that the whole haunting experience was caused by things like ultra-low sound waves etc. and it will be V. interesting to see how these experiments turn out.
On a completely different and utterly related note: Tim Burton is still giving work to his girlfriend >Ahem<
I mean Helena Bonham-Carter is in Tim Burton's new film:
and there is a plethora of information on this production here:
Like I can talk...
Remember tho' if you listen to people who know nothing, you will learn nothing yourself.
Go figure.
I don't exactly call these articles news; Brett Easton Ellis showed us the way.
Personally having worked with investment bankers I KNOW this to be true
And this story:
No REALLY??
Still, satisfying to have what you have always known confirmed...
Well it's enough for me anyways.
However things I do not know are always welcome and often utterly fascinating:
Not that I'm ginger or anything... I'm actually a stunning golden blonde...
but the ginger gene is in me (bloody Scottish mother!) and as such I suffer:
The gene that came in from the cold
There was also this odd little story this week which only caught my attention because of the headline:
Web used to capture dangerous spider('s identity)
I can only hope she was a broadband customer...
Another headline I couldn't ignore:
Best one I ever saw was one year (on a pride march) four queens with big hats and a sign saying 'Gays in the Millinery'
this story I noticed through sheer curiosity i.e. I wondered how many new readers it would con into thinking I was blogging anything worthwhile:
This next story I noticed because I am so concerned with offending people:
and this I noticed because I wondered if I could emulate anything like his success:
Well Finally (or is it too late?)
they have deciced to make a Simpsons Movie?!?!?!?
Thankfully they are using the shows writers etc but even so the t.v. shows have suffered through the years have they missed the boat?
You can get too used to something and anything that was ever fresh about the Simpsons is no more...
Still ya gotta love 'em.
Although I kinda think wouldn't the time be better spent on a Futurama movie?
Go Figure.
God they're all at it aren't they?
Big companies taking liberties wherever they can be it through our own ignorance or through their own ingenuity at skirting the laws
Which is why it's always handy to have resources like this at hand:
20 things 'they' don't want you to know
Fooken Excellent.
This is quite a bizarre thing to do and it's the sort of art project that I would undertake: something HUGE... I mean in scale I don't care for the success...
Big Buns
Only I worry, doesn't wet wool stretch and sag...
I only say that from having to wear knitted swimming trunks in school, bless me dear ol mum...
She still doesn't know.
So we have a new addition to the family, or rather they've always been here but we now recognise them as their own person... Marvellous.
New scientist report on Rasta Grass
Only I wonder what the distinctions are (presuming it gets classified etc.) and what this would mean for breeders of cross-strain plants and so on, and ultimately the consumer.
Well that [the title of this blog] is apparently what the translation is for the name of the book in the photo above.
Am I too old to still find fart gags funny?
Nah!
Nothing should ruin one's enjoyment of a good ol' Dutch oven every once in a while, but the reason I am blogging is not just to tell you of my insane joy of farting but because I ran across this article the other day:
And you have to read it if only to see what Queen Elizabeth I said to the Earl of Oxford after his self-enforced absence from court, and the best being what General Gowon said to the present Queen... it's such a shame that they don't tell us what her response was...
Some people will stop at nothing to get some more bums on seats... but is this the right direction for opera?
Will it result with all the bums in the parks singing Verdi?
And this is also absolutely disgraceful...
Teaching your kid to do drugs.
What is the world coming to?
Oop gotta go my Skag's just arrived, My charlie seems to be delayed tho'
Laters taters.
UPDATE:
So it begins, but where will it end?
Gotta love 'em
Quick link to map or at least it should be...
and as any good showman knows, you always save the best for last.
What do I need to say?
