Beer

All a man needs apart from sex??
All a man needs...

As far as I'm concerned anyways.

But I will agree with helping me dance although only since 1986...

and that is just the pictures; the stories are slightly different:

Why does this sort of shit never happen to me?

And I mean being near a train that crashes full of beer not being robbed of a shipment of my finest produce for the year...

not like I feel sorry for them (the producers who are insured to their shit!)

I really don't... just myself: cos it was in South Africa and not South London and I got no free beer... there is no justice in the world!

Healthy Beer?

Or maybe there is?